Stephen ColbertIf God wanted us to get high, he'd have created plants that became psychoactive when eaten or smoked.
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If God wanted us to get high, he'd have created plants that became psychoactive when eaten or smoked. This quote comes from a man who was always searching for the perfect drug. He is one of the most prominent drug users in history, with significant ties to the drug trade. This quote speaks to the fact that people cannot get high unless they ingest it themselves, and that if God had wanted us to get high he would have created plants with psychoactive properties.
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